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Reilly is one of five in a litter. Four are black and white. Reilly is the unique one; he is liver and white. His coat is fine and will be very long. Dexter(shown below) is the Alpha of the litter and is owned by Kay's son Chris. We try to get them together once or twice a month just so we can watch total destruction of our homes. They will wrestle for hours non stop, but that evening and the next day are heaven on earth as they are totally exhausted.

Doggie Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your
person where you want him/her to go.
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest
room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this
properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool
fall to the floor or better yet, on their laps.
SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as
close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat
several times, or until your person makes you stop.
GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test
your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off
with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers
to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body
fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash
out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves
and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in
and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person,
then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain
amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the
danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and
following at their heels.
WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy
wrapper. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all
over the house until your person comes home.
SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to
run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.
BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and
themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.
BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a
fresh cup of coffee or tea.
GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't
get the attention you require..... especially effective when combined with
The Sniff: See above.

Dexter and Reilly after 6 hours of total chaos

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Top 10 Reasons I like being a Dog

10: You get to sleep as much as you want

9: If you're lost and homeless someone will take you in and feed you

8: No work, no bills...ever

7: Paid medical expenses

6: Someone else always drives

5: Getting "lucky" is just a matter of being in the right place at the right
time, your looks are irrelevant.

4: After 3 months somebody else raises your kids for you

3: Bath once a week, no shaving

2: Cute dog = Chick magnet

And the #1 reason to be a dog:

Any food is good food

Ya know, if you can get over that neutering thing being a dog is a pretty
good life

Our baby dog is all grown up now   Awwwwww  but still very pretty